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Hey, everbody! Again!~ I spelled everybody "everbody" in the last message before this message, and I don't remember if I did it intentionally or not, so I'm gonna' just roll with it everbody! I ad'ed some ads up to my site and now they are there. Since you asked: Yes, I don't think you know what Amazon is or how to get there. That's why I decided to pepper helpful links about my site.

Just so you know, everything I like is great, so if you don't like any of my recommendations, something is wrong with you, not me. Also, I should point out that the items in the Amazon DEALS ad have not been reviewed by me, and should not necessarily be taken as an endorsement or recommendation. I simply felt that you need to be kept abreast of these awesome deals! Too distracting?! Let me know and I'll take it down! Cause this site is for YOU, person who stumbled upon it accidentally and presumably has some sort of obsessive compulsive thing where you can't stop reading a web page until you've gotten through all of the words on it! Enjoy! This is starting to feel like a blog post. Why is this on the home page? Man, I really need to get some content for my dumb site.

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[Jan 27th 2011]

 hey!

Hey, everbody! It's January 27th 2011, I think! Thanks for checkin' out my site! If you like this crap, you're going to love what's coming in THE FUTURE!!!!!

(foreshadowing)

DEPRESSING TALES OF CRAZY SCIENCE

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